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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."

"Why did the Jewish woman cry when she was forced to pay the full price? Because she could not avoid the whole cost."

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Nobel Prize in Genetics."

"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"

"DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*"

"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."

"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"

"A guy goes to his Rabbi to price a circumcision... He says, ""Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?"" And the Rabbi says, ""Not much, I just keep the tips."""

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke? The Holocaust was funny."