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Joke of the Day
"What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :)"
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"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - but how'd they get in there?"
"Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products.."
"The German radiologist always saw the wurst in people."
"I once dumped a cross-eyed chick Thought she was seeing someone else."
"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"
"How was my engagement the same as my divorce? In the end, I settled."
"Me: Shot through the heart 911: What is your location? Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon? Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"
"I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system."