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Joke of the Day

"What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo? A leaf. The rope catches the emo."

"Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!"

"Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH"

"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."

"Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world."

"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"

"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."

"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"

"God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked ""Earth"". The avocado drops out of his sandwich."

"<- I've been drinking for almost 6 hours. If you see something wash up on shore that looks like this, please identify me."