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Joke of the Day
"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"
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"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""
"What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam"
"Once Upon a Time Is a brilliant series"
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."
"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"
"What is a wolf's favourite dance move? The Shuffle ... pack of wolves."
"I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go"
"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"