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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster."
Next Joke
"My grandma used to say, ""I'll give you something to cry about!"", and then she'd toss a severed hand in my lap."
"""omg you're covered in blood! are you ok?"" [cut to me blending a tomato but I cant get the lid on properly] you should see the other guy"
"What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night"
"ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf"
"Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it."
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."
"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"
"Phishing Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant."