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Joke of the Day

"Michael died while working at the clock factory. None of his friends were sad about it, they all said his time had come."

"My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals."

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."

"The only ghosts I'm afraid of are my google searches coming back to haunt me."

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."

"Three Old Nuns... Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach."

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital... They told me that case was sensitive."

"A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes.."