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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground fine and stored in the freezer to maximize the freshness. Oh man this is awful. Don't kill me."

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"

"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."

"Fella goes to the house of ill repute. Lady meets him at the door and he asks ""how much""? ""$25"" she sezs. ""You gotta be putting me on"", sez Fella. ""No, that's another $5"" sez Lady."

"""Stay strong!"" I said to my wi-fi signal."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."

"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"Mom I am 15 now, can I finally wear a bra? No John."

"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."

"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."