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Joke of the Day

"If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic."

"What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures? A master baiter"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone."

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"

"A couple were french kissing, then the guy looks at the girl and says "" I think I swallowed your gum"" Nah, says the girl, I just have a cold."

"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."

"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon Tennish"

"A pirate walks into a bar with paper towel on his head. The bartender says, ""Hey, do you realize you have paper towel on your head?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrg, I have a bounty on my head."""

"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"