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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures? A master baiter"

"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."

"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious."

"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."

"My fridge should be called Kraft... cos it's full of sliced singles, individually wrapped in plastic."

"Tip for twitter newbies: Before you start using twitter, please make sure this is really what you want to do with the rest of your life."

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To show he wasn't a chicken."

"Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No that story's just a lot of hogwash."