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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon Tennish"
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"I got a joke about u/spez [removed]"
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."
"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"
"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."
"What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A great start"
"Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted? To get fucked by a third party?"
"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."
"What do you call an Irish bodyguard? Liam Malone."