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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."
Next Joke
"I kissed a girl in the club and she said, ""Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."" ""You non-smokers have some funny habits,"" I replied."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"
"Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese"
"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"
"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."
"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."
"All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*"
"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact."