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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."

"So I've been studying up on clams lately I want to take up boxing, and I heard part of training is mussel memory."

"[Gets arrested] Officer: You get one phone call... *hangs up a few minutes later. Can you turn the radio up? I requested a song."

"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss"

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."

"What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good."

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"Great Britain has left the EU Now they have a GB of free space"