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Joke of the Day

"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."

"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."

"How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope"

"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."

"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"

"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"

"How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys!"

"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."