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Joke of the Day

"What do men and women have in common? Both need some tissues after watching a good movie."

"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."

"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"

"The more time passes since the movie ""Fight Club"" was released... ...the better we all are at following the first two rules of Fight Club."

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""

"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"

"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""

"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"

"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."