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Joke of the Day
"There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom."
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"I'd explain it to you again but I'm fresh out of crayons and puppets"
"""Hey! Aren't you that guy from the village people?"" Me, to every cop who pulls me over"
"Anton Chekhov brought his gun to work He was fired."
"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."
"[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works."