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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
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"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do."
"I'm gradually figuring out what the best lighting options are for my house. It's a process of illumination."
"the bible is an attempt to mansplain our existence"
"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."
"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."
"A man walks into a bar... and the man behind him ducks."
"Ladies be careful, some of these guys don't want to get into your pants, they want to wear them."
"What do you call tree sap that won't stop running? Forest gunk."