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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!"

"a British satanist dates a lot of black women he is a master of the dark arse ( a bad joke )"

"So, I sold my old vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."

"How do her parents punish Helen Keller? By leaving the plunger in the toilet."

"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"

"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol."

"Att'n birds in my yard: the one to the LEFT of the feeder is for drinking, the one to the RIGHT is for bathing. Get it together you guys."

"Kanye and Kim Are having their 2nd baby That's the joke."