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Joke of the Day

"I'd explain it to you again but I'm fresh out of crayons and puppets"

"What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)"

"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."

"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."

"""BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"" She snapped."

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."

"""Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."" ""NO!"" ""But all my friends are going"" ""Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"" ""Er...yes"""

"College Jesus Jesus opens the fridge, one of his roommates asks: ""is it wine yet"". Jesus says no it says 'still water'"

"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."