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Joke of the Day
"I'd explain it to you again but I'm fresh out of crayons and puppets"
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"Just found out that Aaarrrrggghhh' is not a real word. I can't even tell you how angry I am"
"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""
"Why did the Mexican tie his wife to the train tracks? To-kill-er"
"You know what's great about Alice In Chains? She can't get away."
"What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips."
"[Me narrating a documentary on guerrilla warfare] And here's more footage of people, but I'm sure apes will be in this film any minute now.."
"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped"
"What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" and a Hooker says ""any cock will do."""
"Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin looks at the other one and say, ""Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"" The other muffin looks back and says, ""Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"""