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Joke of the Day

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids And I Shrunk Some Water Skis And Now This Little Squirrel Is Skiing In Our Pool And Its Rad You Gotta See This Babe"

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."

"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""

"Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM! -high fives Socrates-"

"My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to Bomb the Germans."

"How about a dirty joke? the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud."

"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi"

"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."