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Joke of the Day

"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."

"[after moving into a haunted house] *setting up potters wheel* OH NO WHO WILL HELP ME LEARN POTTERY *sitting in silence for 40mins*"

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"

"Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!"

"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."

"What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-ce."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 people Then the grenade exploded."

"Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet."

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."