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Joke of the Day

"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"

"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"

"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a penis before."

"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."

"Aw, this paint is already dry. Guess I'll watch baseball."

"My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who's there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr..... -MOOOOO!"

"CNN News ""Tree Falls On Bank"" Does anyone know what branch?"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted."