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Joke of the Day

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"

"I'm proud of myself- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took me 6 months! The box said 2-4 years!"

"How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend? With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry."

"What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east? Freedom"

"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."

"Witches these days have it so easy. Do you know how hard it used to be to find so many newts? Now you get them with free 2 day shipping."

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."

"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."

"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"

"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""