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Joke of the Day

"What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-ce."

"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"

"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."

"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"

"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"

"Asked a vegetarian if she'd heard this song, then remembered vegos are too weak to turn on radios and way too busy playing with their lutes."

"What do you call gay potatoes? Homofries!"

"What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus"

"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."

"What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way."