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Joke of the Day

"Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?"

"I had no shoes and I felt sorry for myself..... Then I met a man with no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."

"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"

"The Bible is subtitled ""Shit My God Says""."

"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"

"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."

"The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly."

"""This is The Grey Wall of China"" I think it's 'great' ""We all do, pal"""

"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."

"I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk."