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Joke of the Day

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"

"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."

"I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug."

"I told Cheryl Cole I was taking her to Scandinavia for a weeks holiday. ""Norway?"" ""No, I'm serious."""

"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?.....That's as crazy as the low low prices at Dave's Furniture Emporium"

"What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado? A French Fried"

"An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery."

"How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block."

"Mean people tell me ""you've got a face only a mother could love"" but the joke's on them because she didn't"