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"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."
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"drinking english beer is like having sex on a boat fucking close to water"
"Yes, autocorrect, I live you too."
"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."
"[trying to do standup] u kno whats funy [someone yells 'society!'] nno [entire audience starts laughig] wait [audience laughs louder] stop"
"A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."""
"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."
"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"
"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."
"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"