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Joke of the Day
"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"
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"If it was Pink Floyds way... They would have all of us shot!"
"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems? Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot."
"How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change comes from within."
"My dog LOVES dark chocolate... He doesn't care about antioxidants, it's all about great taste for him"
"Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?"
"I used to steal punchlines from others I still do, but I used to, too."
"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"