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Joke of the Day
"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"
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"What is your name? Hugh Mungus"
"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."
"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them"
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"
"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"