16915
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado? A French Fried"
Next Joke
"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."
"How do you make your penis bigger? Eat chicken and watermelon then wash it down with grape drink."
"Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are... Human Traffic-ers."
"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""
"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."
"Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion."
"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."
"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."