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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug."
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"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."
"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
"How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can't make racist jokes."
"What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."
"Why do people keep picking on fat people? They've got enough on their plates."
"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"
"When an ad says critics are ""raving"" over a movie, I picture them all in a dark warehouse twirling glowsticks & giving each other back rubs."
"What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!..."