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Joke of the Day

"Mean people tell me ""you've got a face only a mother could love"" but the joke's on them because she didn't"

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Batteru Royaru with Chizu"

"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."

"One direction splitting up? My daughter just announced to me she is in d-Niall :-)"

"Pavlov walks into a bar. Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar. The bartender rings the bell for last drinks, and he thinks ""shit - I forgot to feed the dog"""

"What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer? One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"

"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."