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Joke of the Day

"When I die donate my body to science Science: No thanks we're good"

"Entropy.... Enjoy it while it lasts!"

"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"

"Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight."

"So there are these two hats on a rack... One of them says to the other, ""You go on a head, I'm just gonna hang here"""

"How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more."

"A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend."

"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"*takes construction hat to vet* Please help. My turtle hasn't moved in 8 years."