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Joke of the Day
"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"
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"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"
"What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet."
"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field"
"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."
"I'm not exactly Jew. I'm just Jewish."
"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"
"Someone called me immature today. Guess who isn't allowed in my tree house?"
"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"