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Joke of the Day

"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"

"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."

"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"

"If your girlfriend says ""my pyramid is late..."" Know two things: 1. Your hearing is poor 2. That's not your biggest problem right now"

"I married a Jewish girl... It was the best career move I ever made."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."

"Why does jesus not play video games? Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn"

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"

"I give frequent lectures about informative and interesting topics underwater. For academic porpoises."

"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"