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Joke of the Day

"When someone asks me, ""Is this seat saved?"" I like to say ""No, but we're still praying for it"" and I laugh because chairs are like, dead."

"Psychic fellatio It'll blow your mind"

"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""

"Jokes: ELI5-Pedophile"

"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."

"Facebook friend: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you- SHUT UP, SHANNON. YOU'RE *ALWAYS* AT YOUR WORST."

"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."

"I would tell you a joke about anal sex... Butt fuck it."

"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"