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Joke of the Day

"What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM"

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."

"My brain made a vote today Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder. EDIT: so many edits, is it alright now?"

"I've given up sexual innuendo for Lent... so far it's been pretty hard."

"why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning."

"I like my women like my doughnuts... ...with a hole I can stick my dick into."

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."

"Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?.... ..because they've got a lot on their mind."

"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."