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Joke of the Day
"What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM"
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"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"
"I asked my boyfriend ""How pretty am I on a scale from 9.5-10?"""
"""This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.""- No one at Comedy Central ever"