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Joke of the Day
"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""
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"Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel."
"""Good to sea you"" is a hilarious thing to say when shoving someone off a cruise ship."
"Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now."
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"
"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."
"God: I made something new. It's like a tornado, but smaller. Angel: What do you call it? God: A toddler."
"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."
"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"