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Joke of the Day
"Remember that you are unique Just like everyone else."
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"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."
"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."
"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"
"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun?   Yellow."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"
"Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready."
"I saw a homeless man sleeping and I thought to myself, ""What if you get mugged?"" So just to be safe, I took his guitar."