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Joke of the Day

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"Maybe she's boing with it. Maybe it's trampoline."

"Cyclists want to be treated like motorists until there's a red light. Then all of a sudden they're pedestrians."

"The Australian border patrol is so good... they even stop the good internet from reaching Australia."

"I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping."

"OMG... JUST OPENED A CUPBOARD AND ALL MY POSTAGE STAMPS ARE PREGNA- Oh wait, it's Ravioli."

"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"

"Some mathematicians are on the negative side, While others are quite positive."