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Joke of the Day

"Maybe the UN and NATO wouldn't be so upset with the Ukraine invasion if they weren't just Russian in?"

"What kind of potato chips do dogs like best? RUFFles"

"Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu? Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable."

"My wife said ""I bet you can't go a whole day without telling a period joke.""I said ""You're on."""

"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"

"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"

"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."

"Do you whats amazing? Spiderman"

"Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom"

"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."