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Joke of the Day
"I could try taking matters into my own hands... But it just doesn't do it for me."
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"At the #Adele concert, saw a girl on the corner of the stage repeatedly punching herself in the face. Realized she was the deaf interpreter."
"What's your favorite thing about earth? It's just got such a great atmosphere."
"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"
"What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association"
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"if you get killed while you have to pee your ghost will have to pee but it can't"