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Joke of the Day

"Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia."

"Don't forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that don't work as hard as you."

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX? Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees."

"*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?"

"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."

"What do you call a midget that can communicate with ghosts that recently escaped from a prison A small medium at large"

"Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants. I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for me, because it's comfortable... Who cares if you can see my balls?"

"My favorite pastime is roasting marshmallows over the bridges I burn."

"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"