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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
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"my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I told her I couldn't do Monday's."
"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"
"IF JFK taught me one thing... The best way to clear your head is to take a ride in your car."
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"What do you call it when you dream about getting married? Bed wedding."
"What do you call somebody who pretends to play on a player piano? A Penis"
"*gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*"
"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."
"free toilet paper samples at sams club today. everyones wiping their slopped up holes in the middle of the aisle. its disgusting"