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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a large group of people who spit on others? The Salivation Army."
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"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("
"I went for a run.... I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"
"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"
"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."
"WIFE- Without Information Fighting Everytime :)"
"People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses."
"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."
"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"