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Joke of the Day
"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"
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"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."
"Today someone told me that I was ignorant and apathetic. I don't know what that means and I don't care."
"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."
"The lords army. Chad: My brother, why don't you join the lords army? Bob: I'm already their. Chad: I don't see you on Sundays... Bob: I'm in the secret service."
"Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here"
"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"
"I told my friend not to cry over spilled milk. I mean come on, just because I spilled boiled milk over her"
"Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? Because every morning they wake up thinking ""What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course* !"""
"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"