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Joke of the Day

"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"

"What is a group of porn stars called? A Gaggle."

"Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?"

"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee."

"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."

"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"

"Waiter: Ready to order? Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur? W: ... M: ... W: ... M: Whiskey."

"How do you burn a lot of calories at once? Douse a fat person with gasoline and light a match"

"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because he had a javelin through his head."