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Joke of the Day

"Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?"

"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."

"My girlfriend told me she wanted to wake up to Oral I don't know what she expected but it sure as hell wasn't a dick in her mouth"

"Where does food go when Palpatine eats it? In Sidious!"

"Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk."

"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"

"What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit."