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Joke of the Day

"Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?"

"I'm not high! - high people I'm not drunk! - drunk people I'm not lying! - lying people I'm not gay! - my brother"

"Not all wood floats Natalie wood, for example."

"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"

"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."

"Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger? Because he saw right through her."

"What do you tell a worried guitar? Don't fret"

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman"

"My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural. I think that's where it goes in one ear and out the other."