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Joke of the Day
"Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk."
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"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."
"How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears"
"Why is the term ""genitals"" plural? Do I have another penis I'm not aware of?"
"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"
"What's the difference between boogers and rice pudding? Nobody eats rice pudding."
"Hillary Clinton is elected President. JK."
"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."
"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"
"What did the cow say to the horse? Mooooooo"