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Joke of the Day
"How do you burn a lot of calories at once? Douse a fat person with gasoline and light a match"
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"What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind!"
"A man had an appointment at the sperm bank. He never came."
"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."
"What do you call an angry psychiatrist? Therapissed."
"[killer enters home in middle of night] ME: Who goes there? KILLER: Haha ME: What KILLER: Who still says ""Who goes there"" ME: Ok laugh it up"
"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"
"What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim."
"I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."
"I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith."