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"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."
"The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend."
"(All credit goes to my 4 year old niece) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles!"
"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"
"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."
"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"
"Having friends is like... Having friends is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth!"
"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"
"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."