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Joke of the Day

"Meet the parents"

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."

"I just checked Web MD and a heart that grows two sizes is called a cardiomegaly and the grinch is pretty fortunate to be alive."

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"Did you hear the one about the gynecologist who was looking for a job? He could never find an opening."

"*follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*"

"Two wrongs don't make a right. And two half-wits don't make a wit."

"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"

"I'm coming out with a new type of whiskey called cunt... So when someone asks me what i want to drink I'll yell cunt liquor."

"I think I might go gold mining today... Aurum just gonna stay at home and relax."