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Joke of the Day

"Having friends is like... Having friends is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth!"

"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."

"Pro Tip Jehovah's Witnesses will do anything to talk to you, including your dishes and laundry Try it"

"So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say ""April Fools!"" & we get our country back?"

"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"

"What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."

"Einstein walks into a bar The bartender says ""Run, everyone! It's a zombie!"""

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough."

"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"

"Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch but don't believe everything you hear."