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Joke of the Day
"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."
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"The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"I got a handjob from a blind girl and she told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt. She was pulling my leg."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots"
"Why do terds taper at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13"
"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"
"I don't understand why everyone is getting so worked up about there being more than 2 genders... There's always been 3 anyways: male, female and wheelchair."
"We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."
"""Clique"" is a French word meaning ""small group of insufferable douchebags""."