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Joke of the Day
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts!"
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"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"
"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
"What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe? A fat giraffe"
"Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still...."""
"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."
"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"
"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."
"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."