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Joke of the Day
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts!"
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"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"
"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"
"I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible."
"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."
"What's the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress."
"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"
"Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago?"
"Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing ""you Two look fantastic!!"" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it."
"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"