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Joke of the Day
"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"
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"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"
"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."
"Hey girl, you smell like you're going to give me the wrong number."
"My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night. Another day, another Dawn"
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much."
"NOAH'S GOOGLE HISTORY 1) What is an ark? 2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark? 4) Are snakes necessary? 5) Is god real or am I high?"
"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"
"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."